Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll)
With all its yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football)
But theres one thing I'd like to say
Is that I hate Christmas day (I got a rock!)

Its time for everybody to have a christmas party.
Everyone but me I'll step outside
Boycott your office party.
No secret Santa for me.
Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway.
Cos I don't wanna go, where happy days are snow
I'd rather stay where
Frosty melts in the sun.
July 4 parade.
A Lynchburg lemonade.
An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing).


Deck the halls with bells of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas
I'm glad it only comes one time a year

Its time for everybody to head out Christmas shopping.
Everyone but me I'll stay inside.
No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me.
And it makes my gifts so easy to hide
I don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow.
I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one.
A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day.
An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing) .


Deck the halls with bells of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas
I'm glad it only comes one time a year


It was the night before Christmas and all through the house,
All the creatures was chillin like Flint drinkin stout.
I woke from my sleep, heard 'here comes the boom'.
I knew that Santa would be comin' soon.
On Dascher on Donner, Commit, on Blitzen.
I yelled 'shut up ya'll,' but they wouldn't listen.
And then he came down with his belly of jello.
He says, 'where the ladies at cuz I'm a real jolly fellow.'
Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night.


(now everyone - sing)
Deck the halls with bells of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas
I'm glad it only comes one time a year (one more time, like you mean it)


Deck the halls with bells of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas
I'm glad it only comes one time a year
Cos I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year
Cos I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year

Yo, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want.
So tell me what ya want, whatcha really really want.

I wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, really really want is a zebrahead jam.
If you want my future, forget my past.
If you wanna get with me better make it fast.
Now don't go wasting, our precious time.
Get your act together and we'll be just fine.


Yo, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want.
So tell me what ya want, whatcha really really want.
I wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, really really want is to get, get down.

If you wanna be my lover, you've gotta get with my friends.
Make it last forever, friendship never ends.
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give.
Takin is so easy, that's the way it is!
What you think about that?

Now you know how I feel.
Say you can handle my love, are you for real
(are you for real?)
I won't be hasty, give you a try.
If you might leave then I'll say goodbye.



Here's a little story from Z to D.
If you wanna get with me you've gotta listen carefully.
We've got toof in the house, whoz hung like a mouse.
O.G. wannabes that try to hang with me.
But G don't play for free, he plays for the sensi.
And to the critics . . . EAT ME.

Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down and wind it all around.



Slam your body down and wind it all around.
S to the L to the A to the M.
Slam your body down with the zebrahead, YEAH!