Ruthless and vicious he'll stomp on your face
Deadly, malicious, stay out of his space
He'll rip your eyes out, don't look the wrong way
And once you meet him, there's no time to pray
He'll rip your heart out, make you eat your own lips
Then crack your elbows, and crush fingertips


He'll make you wish that you didn't exist,
Cause Sargent D is coming, and you're on his list

Don't cut the line, cause he'll cut off your legs
Don't take your time or you'll spend time with the dead
Don't try to trick him, he'll fill you with lead
Don't beg for mercy, he'll piss on your head
He'll kill your sister, then mail back the tits
He'll beat you senseless, then break out the whips


He'll put gas on your kids, then throw them a match
He'll back the car over grandma, then dissect her cat
With his Stormtroopers of Death, he'll come to your town
Their Uzi's rip through flesh, then it's time to chow down
Their cause is justified, their reason is clear
The word revenge is all that they hear

Can't take it, never could
Time to end it, wish you would
Friends and family, they're all gone
Life for you is just a con
Dig yourself a hole in the ground
Push up daisies six feet down
Take a dirt nap, buy the farm
Inject a bubble in your arm


Kill yourself, kill yourself
Why don't you kill yourself

Don't rely on no one else
End it all just kill yourself

Life is just a one way ticket
Everyone must go around
Here's a bucket go and kick it
Slit your wrists without a sound
When you fo don't make a big deal
No dramatics, don't overplay
Cause don't you know that we'll all fell
Better once you've gone away


You're a loser, there's nothing left for you
A worthless loser, at everything you do

You think that, you're really hard
You think, that you can mosh
Got your suspenders, and got your boots
You'd better wear armor, you fuckin' fool
WE MOSH, until we die
WE MOSH, until you fry
You think that you can try
But can you do... The Milano Mosh

You come into this country
You can't get real jobs
Boats and boats and boats of you
Go home you fuckin' slobs
Selling hot dogs on the corner
Selling papers in the street
Pushing, pulling, digging, sweating
Where you come from must be beat


You always make us wait
You're the ones we hate
You can't communicate
Speak English Or Die

You don't know what I want
You don't know what I need
Why must I repeat myself
Can't you fuckin' read?
Nice fuckin' accents
Why can't you speak like me
What's that dot on you head,
Do you use it to see??

It doesn't matters how you wear your hair
It's what inside your head
United Forces stand for all strong and fair
Black, white and yellow and red


UNITED (forces) UNITED (forces) UNITED
UNITED (forces) UNITED (forces) UNITED

Chromatic Death
Chromatic Death

Going out to drink beer
Having loads and loads of fun
Don't complain spring break is here
Hanging out in P+G's


Pi Alpha Nu
Pi Alpha Nu

Hangin' in the trippin' fields
Jumpin' into mud puddles
Toga party was a plast
Don't know how the people last

Anti-Procrastination Song!!

Check, one, two..., what's that noise?
Check, CHECK..., what is that noise??
HEY AL�X, What's that noise???
C'mon guys, seriously, WHAT'S THAT FUCKIN' NOISE????
COUGH, COUGH, HACK..., HOLY SHIT IS IT LOUD, WHAT IS THAT NOISE?????
AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! WHAT'S THAT NOISE??????
STOP IT!!!, OH GOD HELP ME..., WHAT'S THAT NOISE???????
I CAN'T TAKE IT, COUGH, COUGH, OH GOD, WHAT'S THat noise.....

His hand spells death
He breathes his vile breath
No way you can stop him once he's out
He hauts you sleep
In the tub he hides down deep
He rips your face and no one hears you shout


He's come for you, what will you do
He'll slash you and rip you and cut you in two

His teeth are black
Flex metal knuckles with a crack
Maggots crawling all throughout his skin
He'll get them all
Everyone will hear his call
When the razors grip beneath their chin


As the blood begins to splat
On his sweater and his hat
His rotted mouth smiles as you die
His color's red and green
His skin's not what it seems
He rips at it and tears off his own flesh

I woke up, can't wait to eat
Got my cereal, boy was I beat
Opened the fridge, and to my dismay
There was no milk, my mother will pay


I want some milk, my coffee grows cold
I want some milk, I should've been told


I wish I had some god damn milk
My Cheerios just ain't the same
I wish I had some god damn milk
Too bad the milkman never came

I can't go out to the store
I'll just wait till my mother buys more
I'll just have wheat thins and beer
If I get sick, the toilet is near

IRVING!!, WHERE ARE MY MAXI PADS??
HELP ME FIND THEM BEFORE I PAINT THE WHOLE HOUSE RED!!
You men have it soooo easy...
I wish that you could feel this just once...
I'M PASSING CLOTS THE SIZE OF BASKETBALLS!!!


PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES
PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES
PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES
PRE-MENSTRUAL PRINCESS BLUES

OH GOD, IT'S STAINED THROUGH ONTO MY NEW DRESS!!
GOD DAMN IT, WHY'D THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN NOW??
I CAN'T GO OUT LIKE THIS, I LOOK LIKE I'VE BEEN SHOT!!
OHHH...You're hungry are you?
Well COME HERE IRVING DARLING...
HOW ABOUT A BLOODY MARY!!!

Walk the dog, do the dishes
Your lips are brown from kissing ass
Sorry guys I can't make it
Maybe next time, think I'll pass
Don't make her mad, don't make her sad
A fate for you that's worse than death
you're a slave and you don't know it
It always happens to the best


Pussywhipped, Pussywhipped
Don't you know you're pussywhipped
Pussywhipped, Pussywhipped
Don't you know you're pussywhipped

She wants to be involved with you
In every little thing you do
Always has to add her two cents
It's obvious who wears the pants
Your friends all hate you, you don't care
Cause you've been trapped in her lair
And hopefully on day you'll see
That pussy can be caught for free

You see them in the front
At every fuckin' show
Fist banging maniacs
With heads that move so slow
Who wants to see a fist
Right in their fucking face
They should learn to mosh
Or leave the fuckin' place


Fist Banging Mania
Fist Banging Mania
Fist Banging Mania
Fist Banging Mania


You know that they mean well
Blut it still makes you frown
Why can't they really thrash
And put their fist bangs down
Save that fist bang shit
For bands like M”tley Cr�e
Or when you come see us
We'll dive on top of you

The atmosphere is breaking up
Sunlight starts to burn my skin
Losing weight but I swell
Wish I'd die and leave this hell
Cannot stop no turning back
Rays that burn my front and back
Our solar death that we deserve
For being ignorant with our world


We will die, we will fry
We never learn, so now we burn

The time has come to start again
But first we all must see the end
By hand of god or man
To oblibion we descend
I think that this is understood
Wouldn't stop it if I could
Time for the human race to die
And give this world a chance to thrive

Fuck the middle east
There's too many problems
They just get in the way
We sure could live without them
They hijack our planes
They raise our oil prices
We'll kill them all and have a ball
And end their fuckin' crisis
BEIRUT, LEBANON-Won't exist once we're done
LIBYA, IRAN-We'll flush the bastards down the can
SYRIANS and SHIITES-Crush their faces with our might
Then Israel and Egypt can live in peace without these dicks

Why do you play so fast...to be cool?
If you think you'll last...you're just fools
You try to be something...that you're not
And all you do is fill our ears...with rot
You claim to play hardcore
Well that's a bunch of shit
You're just a bunch of snot nosed kids
A real group of tits
You make your bed you lay in
I bet it's made of shit
You think you're all so macho
I bet you all have clits


You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew

We offered you our hands
Yu just turned your backs
You're just a bunch of poser douchbag
Faggot, dickless, hacks
Wearing all their douchy clothes
They like to watch each other pose
They're all the same, so fuckin' lame
We'll shove their spikes right up their holes

HEY GORDY, GIVE ME A SHOT!..BLEEEAAAGGH!!!

He's dead.

Diamonds and Rust.