3. Kill The Assholes
assholes and opinions, everyone's a saint
I say don't discriminate
let's increase the hate
manipulating governments,
the t. V. is their tool
God is saying just be praying
everything is cool
preachers praying on their flock
mounting them on holy cock
shove a bull whip up your ass
call it art, I have to laugh
our world is run by power hungry,
selfish, greedy pricks
they want us to divide,
unite and turn the tide
kill, kill, kill
kill the assholes! kill all the assholes!
we're gonna rise, unite and turn the tide
join in the fight, kill the assholes tonight!
politicians, looking to get their pecker piped
Jesus freaks killing in the name of human rights
ozone decay, what's the fucking deal
looking for a meteor in your unhappy meal
space ships, aliens, titanic sinks again
peace in the middle east
when will the madness end?
our world is run by power hungry, selfish greedy pricks
they want us to divide, unite and turn the tide
kill, kill, kill
kill the assholes! kill all the assholes!
we're gonna rise, unite and turn the tide
join in the fight, kill the assholes tonight!
when the toilet is full you flush down the waste
and our toilet is full and is floating in space
we're human waste floating in space
human waste
4. Monkeys Rule
I don't want this world to be like planet of the apes
who the hell put you in charge,
you only make mistakes
blow it up and tear it down
then let the apes start over?
why don't someone speak for me,
is my name fuckin rover?
don't wanna go in the forbidden zone
never knowing anything outside of your home
finally realize that's there's no escape
get your filthy, stinkin paws of me you damn dirty apes
most people I see are less human then an ape
cranking babies out, like factories of hate
I hate it when I have to wake up from my fantasy
where everybody works and pays taxes just like me
don't wanna go in the forbidden zone
never knowing anything outside of your home
finally realize that's there's no escape
get your filthy, stinkin paws of me you damn dirty apes
lock them in a cage like a monkey in a zoo
stare at me and laugh, but I am telling you the truth
lock them in a cage like a monkey in a zoo
We'll see who laughs last the day when monkeys rise to rule
6. King At The King / Evil Is In
It's friday night the moon is full I'm looking for a sacrifice
My leather coat with painted goat is armor for my quest
Blood will run into my chalice fitting for unholy deeds
The cross is turned, hells unbound
Fire burns your churches down
All praise Satan... prince immortal
All praise Satan... blood and torment
The wolves are singing now
The howling beckoning
Their most unholy song
Invoke the sacrifice
A heart heard beating loud
Will beat its very last
A slit throat, life spills out
I fill my chalice now... evil is in
Sunday's here the time has come to put away the leather coat
By ten o clock I'll be in bed dreaming of my evil deeds
When day breaks the morning light
Wakes me from my deepest dreams
To be the slave who works all day sweeping up at Burger King
All praise Satan... prince immortal
All praise Satan... blood and torment
Evil, hell, Satan, goat, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun
7. Black War
I can't believe you ever thought I even gave a shit for everyone
except my friends and family
Go and ask me bout the world, yeah I could give a fuck
you want to make things right, well go ahead, just don't ask me.
save the fish, save the trees, save the air
Well what about the children?
Mother natures come to frag our fuckin ass
you cared too late for a lost cause
GREEN PEACE >>>>>>>>>>> BLACK WAR
BLACK WAR I can't fuckin wait
burning plastic hate
choppin the trees down
black war, black war marching towards the breakdown
You tell me things I say are, violent, mean and wrong
you really think I'm violent
why don't I show you just
how violent I can be
Against your right to even have a place
to show your face
it don't take balls to walk and talk the edge that's fucking straight
you say everything we do is gonna hurt our mother earth
toxic waste and oil spills also did our mother birth
Mother natures come to frag our fucking ass
you cared to late for a lost cause
GREEN PEACE >>>>>>>>>>> BLACK WAR
BLACK WAR I can't fuckin wait
burning plastic hate
choppin the trees down
black war, black war marching towards the breakdown
hey, hey, hey pollution ain't gonna go away
don't free Willy I say kill him today
11. Shenanigans
It's just another Saturday Hanging out at DBA
All I came for was whisky and a bunch of pints
I have a drink or two or three And I feel like I'm on TV
'Cause some girl across the bar is giving me the evil eye
I make a move to see what's up and bump right into some dump jock
The guy gets pissed and he throws his drink right in my face
Well now he started, but I'll finish
But first I'll have another Guinness
Fighting's such a boring thing I gave it up, I always win
Ask me how I sleep at night This is how I live my life
Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!
Don't tell me how to live my life!
Another guy, another day. Why won't this guy just go away
Talk my ear off and I don't want to smell your breath
You like my band, I understand When you say, I love you man
Can't I have just a minute to go take a piss?
The he asks me if I'm saved And do I walk with God each day
No way man, I have always been down with sin
He tells me God loves all of us as I get back on the bus
'Cause God just told me I was gonna get my dick sucked!
Good for you, you're born again Yuppie Young Republican
Ask me how I sleep at night This is how I live my life
Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!
Don't tell me how to live my life!
Being straight makes you happy Stay the fuck away from me
So you're gay, oh happy day And you don't smoke, that's just great
And eating meat, oh God forbid
You'll be more fun when you're dead
Another time, far away, I'm in Tampa, FLA
I saw my friends and we went out and got really drunk
Got in the car and drove around
and passed the Yankees training ground
We drove up close and then I went and hopped the fence
I ran around the bases twice and thought the on-deck mat was nice
I put it back though and ran back out to meet my friends
The cops were there, they saw the tape
Straight to jail at any rate
Three month later Howard Stern got George to drop the case!
Ask me how I sleep at night This is how I live my life
Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!
Don't tell me how to live my life!
14. Make Room, Make Room
I saw a pro-file sticker just other day
another fool who has no right to procreate
elbows bumping, tempers growing
veins bulge in my neck and eyes
we're just a bunch of animals
that fuck to survive... we gotta
make room, make room
spread the fuck right out
make room, make room
for the hand of doom
I built a wall around myself, form a world that's on the brink
there's a problem with my armor
cause there's just too many chinks
cyanide the water supply, take a drink and watch'em die
release ebola in the air, swell and bleed out everywhere
sarin gas for you to smell, take a train ride, next stop hell
a y2k census and we're all filled up
like a thick head of beer overflowing it's cup
a culling of humans, a matter of space
like herd management for the human race.
line'em up against the wall, aim & fire, send in more
dynamite, hand grenades, cold Guyanin lemonade
Judas Priest pumpin' loud, pump your shot gut, listen-POW!
poisoned, stabbed, mass contusion, chop'em burn'em fuck it - NUKE'em
fuckin nuke'em
there's too many people
too many mouths to feed
what is the solution?
when billions need to eat
there's not enough space
nowhere to put our waste
with a little salt and pepper
how do you think we'll taste?
15. Free Dirty Needles
junky, crackhead drugged out punk
sleeping in the dirt and piss
scheming of a better way
shit out of luck, he needs his fix
dirty, stinky, smelly bum
rotten teeth and bleeding gums
lying, crying always me
wanter of everything, everything free
why should I care, or shed a tear
life isn't fair, life isn't sweet
return to the dirt and piss where you sleep
with free dirty needles
and your rotten teeth... go!
Put it off, procrastinator
jacking off, alley masturbation
burden on society
working to fulfill your only true need
windshield washer, candy man
garbage picker, counting cans
bumming change from you and me
and claims he's the victim of society
free dirty needles...
...come grab a few
...dirty like you
...push hard to stick
...pin cushion prick
free dirty needles for you!!!
18. We All Bleed Red
People divided by color or creed
won't unite to fight the powers supreme
division & hypocrisy the governmental seed
freedom has a price, no, freedom isn't free
no longer can we hide in our private prison cells
we must socialize to live together well
understand, communicate,
we're practically the same
different style models of the basic human frame.
when done and said
it's in the head
we all bleed red... we all bleed red
unite! to find a better way
unite! together we'll have a say
we gotta fight together
we gotta bleed together
if need be, die together, together
when done and said
it's in the head
we all bleed red... we all bleed red
mosh...
Chinese people tinkering with nukes and human rights
Pakistan and India, your dots are so alike
the fucking English monarchy, just can't bear the sight
of their little princess Di impaled on Dodi's might
America the melting pot of nationalities
Polacks hate the Greeks who hate the Lebanese
Christian killing Protestants in the name of Christ
Israel and Palestine both think they are right
Muslims who hate everyone there's no time for you
Buddhist seeking higher grounds wake the fuck up too
people are so ignorant, why can't they understand
we all bleed red, we're all one man, we all bleed red
21. Aren't You Hungry?
Sitting in my kitchen stuffed from having ate
what should I do now, with what's left on my plate
maybe I should save it, but nah, I got the cash
think I'll take the easy way and throw it in the trash
usa for you okay, what a fucking scam
charity begins at home what about our land
america has problems that's what should come first
don't look to us for charity to feed and quench your thirst
aren't you hungry? are you still hungry?
looking for a free buffet, in an alley on the way
to your meeting at A.A., losers lunch is on today
chicken, finger lickin' good, mashed potatoes, gravy too!
razzberry dressing, yum! Don't you wish that you had some?
I think of people starving do you think I care?
let them all die hungry so I can breathe their air
25. Moment Of Truth
the tension in the air is so thick you can slice it
the general attitude is just a prelude to war
the strategy you plan must be concise & decisive
the army you command must be ready to die, for
the moment of truth is finally here
it's better that you make a stand, war is near
hold your ground, never plead, They'd rather
die on their feet than live on their knees
steel and flesh clash in battle, blood stains the fields
bodies burst, limbs are severed still they don't yield
3000,000 adversaries dressed in their best
300 Spartans stand as one they're not so impressed
the moment of truth is finally here
it's better that you make a stand, war is near
hold your ground, never plead, They'd rather
die on their feet than live on their knees
Go! Fight! Fuck! Kill
Spartans!
We may not live beyond this day
the hot gates stand for all to see
Once we were destined to be kings
Unconquered Spartan men were we