Fatty McGee
[M1:] Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man. [M2:] We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks! [M1:] And it counts for 80 percent of our grade. [M2:] Well we better study our butts off. [M1:] Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library. [M2:] Ok, enough talking, let's study! [M1:] All right.
[M2:] Uh oh [M1:] Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming. We'll never get any studying done with him in the library.
[M2:] Oh god, he's taking the stairs! That means he's going to be way out of breath!
[M1:] Oh no, he's going to sit with us. [Fatty: Annoying whining voice] Hey fellas, studying for the big test? [M1:] Uh, yes Fatty, we were. [Fatty: Still trying to catch breath] Great! I'll join ya.
[M2:] Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath? [Fatty:] No, no, I'm catching it!
[M1:] Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate. [Fatty: Continuing to wheeze and whine louder] Sure, no problem. [M1:] Oh man.
This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know.
[M1:] Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that.
[M2:] Fatty! Please keep it down!
[M2:] Is he sleeping!? [M1:] No, it's his deviated sceptum. Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing down.
[M2:] Ahh geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!? [Fatty: Pausing, snorting] I'm trying.
[M1:] Fatty, you know what's going to happen! Stop breathing so heavy! Please we gotta study!
[M2:] Oh no, that one's going to do it!
[M2:] Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again! [Fatty: Continuing his LOUD annoying whine] I'm sorry! [Fireman Ray:] Fire! Man the building! [M1:] Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire alarm. [Fireman Ray:] Fatty McGee, is that you again!?
[Fireman Ray:] Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!? [Fatty: Whiney voice] But I like the stairs! [Fireman Ray: annoyed] Why!? [Fatty: Still whining horribly] They're fun! [Fireman Ray:] Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!
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