Don't you smell the cookies he's bakin'
Can't you see that belly, its shakin'
Don't take a cookie off of that pan
You don't want to mess with this man.

You've never seen this side of him before
You know he won't be knockin' at your door

Here comes Santa Claus
Doin' all those good things
Everybody know the cause
Here comes Santa Claus
You know he's the big man
Don't mess with the boss

Ask Rudolph and he won't steer you wrong
Santa wasn't this fat all along
Until he started cookin one day
Don't try and take that turkey away



Cruisin' down the air highway on his sleigh
Bringing all the presents for the next day
Don't forget the donuts

His cookies and his milk are his pride
Or anything that can be deep-fried
Don't get me wrong Santa's a nice guy
But you don't want to get on his bad side